Once upon a tïme there was a gïrl named Ash. Ash lïved ïn a lïttle vïllage called “P-Town”, where she lïved happïly with her homïes, whom she chïlled wït on the hïllsïde.
Ash, Paul, and the Majickal Car That Eats Purses.
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a story for Victoria (off of the We Are Scientists message board)
Once upon a time there was a princess named Victoria. She lived in a place called Kah-nuh-duh. Though Princess Victoria had many loyal subjects, she was always so terribly lonely.
She longed for a man to call her own, especially on those cold nights when a blanket wasn’t enough to keep the cold away. :’( To make matters worse for Princess Victoria, the rules of Kah-nuh-duh were very strict, and she could never become queen without a husband.
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How Maxïmo Park Saved Han-Na Na Na Na Naa from Ross the Not-So-Evil Dragon
Once upon a time there was a girl named Han. Continue reading
Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt: a Coloring Book
It’s a coloring book made from clips of We Are Scientists’s video for Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt. I made it as part of a project I did for the final in my Creative Writing class.




