Ash, Paul, and the Majickal Car That Eats Purses.

Once upon a tïme there was a gïrl named Ash. Ash lïved ïn a lïttle vïllage called “P-Town”, where she lïved happïly with her homïes, whom she chïlled wït on the hïllsïde.

a story for Victoria (off of the We Are Scientists message board)

Once upon a time there was a princess named Victoria. She lived in a place called Kah-nuh-duh. Though Princess Victoria had many loyal subjects, she was always so terribly lonely. She longed for a man to call her own, especially on those cold nights when a blanket wasn’t enough to keep the cold away. :’( To make matters worse for Princess Victoria, the rules of Kah-nuh-duh were very strict, and she could never become queen without a husband.

How Tom acquired Betty: A Prequel

Lukass Wooller was a pretty boy.
Except he wasn’t a boy, he was a man.
A grown-up man.

“How did you come to be so pretty?” people would ask him.
“I just am.” He would reply.

How Maxïmo Park Saved Han-Na Na Na Na Naa from Ross the Not-So-Evil Dragon

Once upon a time there was a girl named Han.

How Maxïmo Park Created the Earth (and Everything On It)

A creation myth I made for English class!

Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt: a Coloring Book

It’s a coloring book made from clips of We Are Scientists’s video for Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt.  I made it as part of a project I did for the final in my Creative Writing class.